The Dedede Medley

(In-between songs and Spoken)
King Dedede:
And now, the moment you've all been waitin' for!
It's gonna be DE-lightful
DE-lectable
And DE-DE-DESTRUCTIVE!
My esteemed guests
Put your hands together
For the DEDEDE MEDLEY!

(King Dedede's Theme)

(Sung)
Kneel before the might of Dedede
Got my hammer at my side, don't cross me
All of Dream Land falls under my rule
I'm the emperor penguin, and I'm keepin' it cool!

If you dare to step outta line
I'll introduce ya to this mallet of mine

So if you don't wish for me to pound your face
Get down on one knee! That's right, know your place!

Now you will bow before royalty!
Now you better kowtow to Dedede!
When I raise my hammer, you better flee!
Now my royal subjects, submit to me!

Bow to the glorious King Dedede
The mightiest king of all time!
I'm the king of the land
It's all under my command
Hail to Dedede!

There's but one who dares to step to me
That little pink puffball, Kirby
When I took all of Dream Land's food
That little bugger smacked me up! How rude!

If Kirby shows his face tonight
I'mma CLOBBAH him with this mallet of mine

If he don't wish for me to pound his face
Kirby, Kirby, Kirby better know his place!

Now you will bow before royalty!
Now you better kowtow to Dedede!
When I raise my hammer, you better flee!
Now my loyal subjects, submit to me!

Bow to the glorious King Dedede
The mightiest king of all time!
I'm the king of the land
It's all under my command
Hail to Dedede!

(In-between Songs and Spoken)
King Dedede:
Well, look at what we have here!
It's that puny pipsqueak himself!
I was just talkin' about you, ya know!

Kirby:
Poyo!

King Dedede:
Why don't we settle this ol' rivalry of ours once and for all!

(Revenge of the Enemy)
(Sung)
Here we stand, an ancient rivalry
Here we stand, at the cusp of victory

So Kirby
Get ready
For the Revenge of the Enemy

Now it's time to settle, you and me
Now the end has come as you can see
Of the debate of
Who's greater
Kirby or Dedede

Now we sound the drums of war
For this rivalry of yore

Take this! And that! And sound of these, Kirby!

Bow to me
Triple D
No quarter
No mercy
We're makin history
My name will be carried on the breeze!

(In Between Songs and Spoken)
King Dedede:
HEY! That was my favorite mallet!
That's it, no more Mr. Nice Dedede
I'm breakin' out the big guns for this one!
Mask!

Bandana Dee:
Copy!

Masked Dedede:
You might recall this ol' getup!
Better arm yourself quickly
'Cause Masked Dedede is comin' in hot!

(Masked Dedede)
(Sung)
I'm done playin' around
Kirby, your goin' down
Let us settle the score
I ain't kiddin' no more

HA!

The kid gloves are off
At our final standoff
It's just you and me
Triple D and Kirby

I'm done playin' games
Now I'm strokin' the flames

Let my subjects sing
For the Revenge of the King!

Now you face the wrath of Dedede
Kirby, you could never hope to conquer me
I'm armed to the teeth as you can see!
I can feel today will be my victory!

Bow to the glory of Dedede
The mightiest king of all time!
I'm done playin' around, Kirby, your goin' down
Hail to the almighty King Dedede

We'll settle the score
Kirby, it's time for war
Lives on the line
Victory will be mine

My passion holds fast
To vindicate the past

Let my subjects sing
For the Revenge of the King!

Now you face the wrath of Dedede
Kirby, you could never hope to conquer me
I'm armed to the teeth as you can see!
I can feel today will be my victory!

Bow to the glory of Dedede
The mightiest king of all time!
I'm done playin' around, Kirby, your goin' down
Hail to the almighty King Dedede

(Dededestroyer Z)
(Spoken)
King Dedede:
*Laughter*
Say hello to the DEDEDESTROYER Z!

(Sung)
Metal machine
Big and mean
Biggest you've ever seen
Belongs to King Dedede

The Goliath is here
That's right, cower is fear!
Now the people will hear: Triple D is top-tier!

Now you face the ARMAMENTS of a mighty king!
The robot's gon' administer a clobbering
Now I'm gonna DEDEDESTROY everything!
Now kick it into overdrive, got another verse to sing!

Got them lasers, the Kirb' erasers
Keepin' steady, 'cause missiles ready
Servomotors, gears and rotors
Wheels a-turin', Kirby burnin'

Dededestroyer, do your thing!
Send that there Kirby on a fling!
Now I'm gonna dish out a clobbering!
Now to my glory the people will sing!

Master piloting
Bow before your king
I'll bring the hammer down and squash you to goo
I say it's curtains for you!

Fifty meters high
Now it's time to fry!
Surely a mecha suit assures victory
For the mighty King Dedede!

KIRBY!

Time to crush you!

KIRBY!

You are done making your king blue!

KIRBY!

This great royal is gonna win the royale!
You better give up, pal!

KIRBY!

Time's a-tickin'!
I'll give you
A butt-kickin'!

Gaze upon the GLORIOUS Dededestroyer Z!
I've signed, sealed, and delivered my victory
For good

*Laughter*

*Confused Dedede*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

(In Between Songs and Spoken)
King Dedede:
*cough cough* Heh-heh-heh... you think you won
But I got one more trick of my sleeve!
Remember THIS thing?

(Macho of Dedede/Swole Dedede Scuffle)
(Spoken)
King Dedede:
That's right! We're bringin' back a fan favorite
For all you BUFFS out there!
*Laughter*

(Sung)
Macho Dedede:
Menacing beef
I am armed to the teeth
You puny pee-wees should hide, 'cause I'm the baddest dude!

Look at my biceps
My delts, and my triceps
So you think I'm a freak? Well, that's kind of rude!

Watch me flex with Herculean strength
'Cause these arms totally befit me

Fell the girth, the power, torsion, and length

MACHO DEDEDE!

KIRBY!

I'mma smash you
I will bury you
And pound you into the ground, oh

KIRBY!

You can't beat me!
So follow these instructions:
SUBMIT TO DEDEDE-STRUCTION!

KIRBY!

I'mma smack you
Real hard!

KIRBY!

You're a little pink blob of lard

KIRBY!

You can't beat me!
Not while I have this power!

IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR!

Now you face the strength of a mighty king
Kirby, you are in for a clobbering!
I will pound you in the ground, I will make you sing

Who needs a mallet when my fists can make you cry "Uncle!"

Bow to the mighty King Dedede
The macho-est king of all time!
Show a little respect
Or I will snap your neck
And do it in rhyme!

(Spoken)
YEAH I KNOW KIRBY AIN'T GOT NO NECK!
IT'S A METAPHOR! I KNOW WHAT A METAPHOR IS!
I WENT TO NIGHT SCHOOL!
*Laugher*

(Sung)
Bouncin' around
Off the walls and the ground
Every muscle of mine can squash you like a pancake!

Check out my pecs
And the traps on my neck
Their size should tell you that the win is mine to take

Who needs hammers when you've got arms like these?
They're way heavier, as you can see
Tussle with my muscles, it ain't a Spring Breeze

MACHO DEDEDE!

KIRBY!

You can't beat me!
(I think)

KIRBY!

I will put you into the drink

KIRBY!

You can't beat me!
I said so already!
So get yourself ready

KIRBY!

I'mma wallop
Your face!

KIRBY!

This ain't a Gourmet Race, oh

KIRBY!

You can't beat me!
Not while I have this power!

IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR!

Now you face the strength of a mighty king
Kirby, you are in for a clobbering!
I will pound you in the ground, I will make you sing

Who needs a mallet when my fists can make you cry "Uncle!"

Bow to the mighty King Dedede
The macho-est king of all time!
Show a little respect
Or I will snap your neck
And do it in rhyme!

(Spoken)
*Laughter*
That's our show, now it's time to go!
I'll be in my trailer. Gotta warm down these BICEPS, you know!
*Flexing laughter*