Macho of Dedede WITH LYRICS

(Spoken)
Dedede:
RAAAAARGH!!!
I've just about had it with you, Kirby!
It's time for me to break out...
...THE BIG GUNS!

(Sung)
Macho Dedede:
Menacing beef
I am armed to the teeth
You puny pipsqueaks should hide, 'cause I'm the baddest dude!

Look at my biceps, my delts, and my triceps
So you think I'm a freak?
Well, that's kind of rude!

Watch me flex with Herculean strength
'Cause these arms totally befit me

Fell the girth, the power, torsion, and length

MACHO DEDEDE!

KIRBY!

I'mma smash you
I will bury you
And pound you into the ground, oh

KIRBY!

You can't beat me
So follow these instructions:
Submit to DEDEDE-STRUCTION!

KIRBY!

I'mma smack you, real hard!

KIRBY!

You're a little pink blob of lard

KIRBY!

You can't beat me, not while I have this power!

IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR!

Now you face the strength of a mighty king
Kirby, you are in for a clobbering!
I will pound you in the ground, I will make you sing

Who needs a mallet
When my fists can make you cry "UNCLE!"

Bow to the mighty King Dedede!
The macho-est king of all time!
Show a little respect
Or I will snap your neck
And do it in rhyme!

(Spoken)
You think we're done here?
I got one more verse to clabber that there Kirby
And I'm gonna use it!

(Sung)
Bouncing around
Off the walls and the ground
Every muscle of mine can squash you like a pancake

Check out my pecs
And the traps on my neck
Their size should tell you that the win is mine to take

Who needs hammers when you've got arms like these?
They're way heavier
As you can see
Tussle with my muscles
It ain't a Spring Breeze

MACHO DEDEDE!

KIRBY!

You can't beat me!
(I think)

KIRBY!

I will put you into the drink

KIRBY!

You can't beat me!
I said so already!
So get yourself ready

KIRBY!

I'mma wallop
Your face

KIRBY!

This ain't a Gourmet Race, oh

KIRBY!

You can't beat me, not while I have this power!

IT'S TRIPLE-D HOUR!

Now you face the strength of a mighty king
Kirby, you are in for a clobbering!
I will pound you in the ground
I will make you sing

Who needs a mallet
When my fists can make you cry "UNCLE!"

Bow to the mighty King Dedede!
The macho-est king of all time!
Show a little respect
Or I will snap your neck
And do it in rhyme!

(Spoken)
*Laughter*
You think a little hot air is enough to topple these guns?
I'mma bout to squash you into a Kirby Waffle
And there ain't nothing you can do about it
*Laughter*