Macho of Dedede WITH LYRICS DX (Remastered)

*Spoken*

RAAARGH!
I've just about has it with you, Kirby!
It's time to break out the BIG GUNS!

*Sung*

Menacing beef
I am armed to the teeth
You puny pee-wees should hide
'Cuz I'm the baddest dude!

Look at my biceps
My delts and my triceps
So you think I'm some FREAK!?!
Well, that's kinda rude!

Watch me flex with Herculean strength
Arms colossal as you ever did see

Fell the girth, the power, torsion, and length
Of Macho Dedede!

Kirby!

I'mma smash you!
I will bury you
And pound you into the ground, oh

Kirby!

You can't beat me
So follow these instructions:
Submit the Dedede-struction!

Kirby!

I'mma smack you real hard!

Kirby!

You little pink blob of lard!

Kirby!

You can't beat me
Not while I have this power!

It's Triple-D Hour!

Now you face the strength of a mighty king
Kirby, you are in for a clobbering!
I will pound you in the ground
I will make you sing
For the darkness in my arms
Will throw you out of the ring!

Bow to the mighty King Dedede
The macho-est king of all time!
Show a little respect
Or I WILL snap your neck
And do it in rhyme!

*Spoken*

YEAH I KNOW YOU AIN'T GOT NO NECK!!!
EVER HEARD OF A FIGURE OF SPEECH!?!?
Lemme send you the website for my night school

*Sung*

Bouncin' around
Off the walls and the ground
Every muscle of mine
Can squash you like a pancake!

Check out my pecs
And the traps on my neck
With their thickness and size
The win is mine to take!

Who needs hammers
When you've got arms like these?
They're way heavier, as you can see
Tussle with my muscles
This ain't no Spring Breeze!
Macho Dedede!

Hooh! Hah!

Kirby!

You can't beat me!
(I think.)

Kirby!

I'll blend you in my protein drink

Kirby!

You can't beat me!
I said so already!
So get yourself ready!

Kirby!

I'mma wallop your face!

Kirby!

This ain't a Gourmet Race, so

Kirby!

You can't beat me
Not while I have this power!

It's Triple-D Hour!

Now you face the strength of a mighty king
Kirby, you are in for a clobbering!
I will pound you in the ground
I will make you sing
Because these glorious cannons
Can heft anything!

Bow to the mighty King Dedede
The macho-est king of all time!
You will kowtow to me
You will bow, bend the knee
Metaphorically!

*Spoken*

Heh-HAH-heh-heh-heh-heh!
Had enough enough yet, Kirby?
Too bad
Because that was just a WARM-UP!

*Sung*

Trapped in my traps
Kirby's cheeks I'mma clap
My lats are larger than life
The greatest you've ever seen!

Posin' and flexin'
That blackened heart hexin'
Every fiber within me
So I can get mean!

I'mma put you taut, ignorin' your cries
Stretch you out
With shoulder exercise!
You're so teeny-tiny next to the size of
Macho Dedede!

Kirby!

I'mma squash you
'Cuz the biceps
Are deaf to your cries and pleas, so

Kirby!

You can't beat me
Now go and hit the showers!
Above you, I tower!

Kirby!

Just surrender!
You're weak!

Kirby!

And my chiseled body's on fleek, so

Kirby!

You can't beat me
Not while I have this power!

It's Triple-D Hour!

Now you face the strength of a mighty king
Kirby, you are in for a clobbering!
I will pound you in the ground
I will make you sing
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Or rhyming?!

Bow to the mighty King Dedede!
The macho-est king of all time!
I will crush you, you'll die
I don't even need thighs
Yes, your end is nigh!

*Spoken*

Heh-HAH-heh-heh-heh-heh!
Now I'M the monstah
That'll clabbah that there Kirbeh!
Heh-HAH-heh-heh-heh!

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