Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
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The Wesley Willis Fiasco
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Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
This song describes the terrifying mythological beast known as the Chicken Cow. It only comes out in the cold, but is ferocious.
[Verse 1]
This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
It can rip your head off
It can fly as high as a bird
It can bite your face
[Chorus]
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
[Verse 2]
This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
Its wings can flap like a bird
It can break a glass
It can also stab you in the ass
[Chorus]
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
[Verse 3]
This beast attacked my brother
It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
His hands were frostbitten
His hands were also numb
[Chorus]
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
The chicken cow
[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Blockbuster video, wow, what a difference
The Chicken Cow was written by Wesley Willis.