Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief
Wesley Willis * Track #12 On Greatest Hits Volume 1
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Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief by Wesley Willis
Performed by
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This song describes a high-speed pursuit between the police and Kris Kringle (presumably referring to another name for Santa Claus), who recently stole a car from behind Willis' house.
Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house
He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock
After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor
He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit
[Chorus]
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief
[Verse 2]
Kris Kringle sped down West Fullerton Avenue looking for hookers
He was firewalling the throttle
When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen
Maverick as it soon passed them they turned on their sirens
Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick
[Chorus]
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief
[Verse 3]
The police pulled Kris Kringle over
Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police
He was arrested for auto theft
He was whisked away to jail
[Chorus]
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
Kris Kringle was a car thief
[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Mitsubishi, the word is getting around
Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief Q&A
Who wrote Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief's ?
Kris Kringle Was A Car Thief was written by Wesley Willis.