The Blob - Part II

[GUESTS]
Aw!

[GUSSIE, spoken]
Wait, wait, wait. We want to hear it again. Tell them!

[CHARLEY, spoken]
Frank, no. Say "No."

[FRANK, spoken]
They thought we were great.

[CHARLEY, spoken]
And you know what true greatness is? It's knowing when to get off.

[FRANK, spoken]
I'll sing with you. Come on.

[GUSSIE, spoken]
Shh.

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
It started out like a song
We started quiet and slow
With no surprise
And then one morning I woke
To realize—

[DORY]
I said, "Joe, this show will be a watershed..."

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
We had a good thing going

[GUSSIE, spoken]
Shh!

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
It's not that nothing went wrong:
Some angry moments—

[SCOTTY]
Did you hear—?

[BUNKER]
No kidding—!

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
Of course

[TERRY]
You're not serious!

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
But just a few

[MARY, spoken]
Shh!

[CHARLEY & FRANK, JOE]
And only moments, no more (Da da da da da)

[GROUP II]
It's a clear case of Tammany politics

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
Because we knew

[GROUP I]
We were stuck in the tunnel till half past six!

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
We had this good thing going

[TYLER & TERRY]
It's a show that'll murder 'em in the sticks

[GUESTS' babbling overtakes the singing.]

[GUESTS]
Did you read—?

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
And if I wanted too much

[GUESTS]
It'll never—!
They just don't mix
What we need—!

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
Was that such a mistake

[GUESTS]
Did you ever—!
Till half past six!
It's a clear case of Tammany politics

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
At the time?

[GUESTS]
Did you read—?
It'll never—!
They just don't mix!
What we need—!

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
You never wanted enough—

[GUESTS]
Did you ever—!
Till half—

[GUSSIE, spoken]
Shh!

[CHARLEY & FRANK]
All right, tough
I don't make
That a crime

[GUEST]
Ah, ha ha ha!

[GROUP I, GROUP II]
Darling! We saw the new—
Darling!
We had the most bad— Did you read—?
It was good It'll never—!
It's the biggest—! They just don't mix!
He's a genius! What we need—!
Well he can't Did you ever—!
But he used to! Till half past six!
It's the dumbest—! It's a show that'll
She's a genius! Murder 'em
It's the best—! It's the first—! In the sticks
He's a genius! It's the least—! It's a clear
She's a genius—! Case of
It's the absolutely lowest—! Tammany
They're a genius! Politics

[GUESTS]
It's the greatest—
It's the single—
It's the only—
It's the perfect—
It's the one—
It's the real—
It's the true—
It's the final—
It's the—