The Ballad Of Dick Steel

How many people could say they smoked with Willy Nelson?
A fuck load, but so can Dick Steel
How many people could name a whole bunch of Pokémon?
A shit load, but so can Dick Steel
He probably sleeps with a stuffed Snorlax
Upon his bed
He usually has that knitted cap
On top of his head

How many people could say they pissed off Lou Ferrigno?
Probably a lot, but so can Dick Steel
But how many people could say they pissed off William Shatner?
Here's a hint, his name is Dick Steel

He told me with confidence that he loves everyone
If you've had a bad day, Dick Steel gives real good hugs
(Come on!)

He runs karaoke
He loves his mom
If you need a voice actor
He's the man for the job
Well, you can call him Dick
Or you can call him Josh
But it's more fun to call him Dick
Let's chant his name here in this song

Lets go!

DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK

The answer to your question is Dick Steel
Cause this has been "The Ballad Of Dick Steel"
But, it's really more "The Anthem Of Dick Steel"
So, lets chance his name again, everybody come on, one more time!

DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK
DICK, DICK, DICK, DICK...