Epic Fail

If somebody tells you that you're a dick
You might be a dick so be prepared
That some people just aren't gonna like you
If somebody tells you that your words hurt
They might be hurt so be prepared for the chance that you're a dick
Or that they just want attention

And, how did it get this way?
We're getting closer every day
To the thing that we've all got to face
We're all gonna fail in public!

We've all done things we nevеr forget
As long as it came from an innocent placе
You'll be okay, at least
You'll probably be okay
If you don't wake up
With the intention of fucking someone's shit right up
You're probably okay
But whose to say in this day and age

But, how did it get this way?
We're getting closer every day
To the thing that we've all got to face
We're all gonna fail in public!

It'll happen when you least expect it
Videos and pictures that you thought were protected
Or, you might be implicated
In a wrong-place-wrong-time situation
But, there's no way to solve it
We tried everything short of making the thought police
And we all know how that book ends
(Spoiler alert, it does not end well!)
Well, maybe it's time
We wear our faults on our sleeve
And own them to be prepared
That some people are just total dicks

But, how did it get this way?
We're getting closer every day
To the thing that we've all got to face
We're all gonna fail in public!

We're all gonna fail in public!
We're all gonna fail in public!