Make You Better

I wanna make you better
But I don't know how
And if I did
I probably wouldn't know you now
I'd be famous for the heathen powers I possess
And I would've been busy saving the world
You probably know the rest - right?

Or maybe you don't
Because then you'd be psychic
And our lives would be
Incredibly different
You'd have seen me coming
But you'd still fear the unknown
And you'd know that life is just the chances
We haven't flown

The fact remains that I hate when you're sick
I don't have superpowers, and you, you're not psychic

I wanna make you bеtter
You don't deservе this strain
Of syphilis that only affects
Bunnies at your certain age
And if you were psychic there'd still be
Nothing you could do
It was genetically
Handed down to you

And it's also a good thing
You don't possess clairvoyance
Cause people wouldn't understand
They'd get pitchforks and try to destroy us
No, they wouldn't take too kindly
To bunnies with STD's
You know what they look like
Naked in their browser history

But, the fact remains that I hate when you're sick
I don't have superpowers, and you, you're not psychic
If you should take a moment out
Just to thank our lucky squid
You are human, and I am too
You are here, and I'm with you
You are here, and I am too