The Babylove Miracle Show

[BABYLOVE]
Glad to see you, folks
Sure is homey here
Feel I've known all you folks
Already for many a year

Gonna put on a show full of talkin' in tongues
And we're rarin' to go
It's a hootin' and hollerin' heavenly troupe:
Babylove's Miracle Show!
Babylove's Miracle Show!

Call me Babylove
Call me Babylove
Loved and raised me so many babies, I'm Babylove
And they turned out so nice
I decided to call them my Pride-'N'-Joys

They're the hootin' and hollerin'
Part of the Babylove Miracle Show!
They're the hootin' and hollerin'
Part of the Babylove Miracle Show!
Introducin' to you the Babylove Miracle Show!

It takes all kinds, takes all kinds
Takes all kinds in this world
Some can dance
Some can sing
Some can do anything

It takes all kinds, takes all kinds
Takes all kinds in this world
Hallalu!
Heed the call!
Babylove loves you all!

I was seventeen
When I met a man
Looked in his eyes
And I walked into heaven
And he fed me a line
Said he was mine
Then skedaddled away
But his eyes were blue
Sky-blue

Well I had me his baby
In a city up north
And I saw two tiny blue peepers
Yup, I had me his baby
In a city up north
And I saw two tiny blue peepers
And I walked right back into heaven
Oh yeah, and I walked right back into heaven

Like a tumbleweed
In a praire wind
Drifted around
Till I found some more heaven
And wherever I went
Met me a gent
Who skedaddled away
But his eyes were blue
Sky-blue

In the haze of a silo
Or a shadowy barn
Or a dark and dinky hotel room
In the haze of a silo
Or a shadowy barn
Or a dark and dinky hotel room
Well, kerplunk in the middle of nowhere
Kerplunk in the middle of nowhere

All my blue-eyed men had a yen for wandering
Lord knows where they've all gone to
But they left me a harvest of blue-eyed children
To walk me back into heaven

Thank you, thank you, lord
Gonna walk into heaven
Got no time for sin
Gonna walk into heaven
If you haven't been
Time to walk into heaven
If you haven't been, time to walk

Walk into heaven
Into heaven
Take my hand
And walk into heaven!

Share my joy and love
All my joy and love
Feel it flow, let it go
Where it wants to go

Spread it here, spread it there
Spread that love everywhere
Oh, it takes all kinds

Must be someone for you
To walk into heaven with
Two-by-two
Hand in hand

Take my hand and walk into heaven
Into heaven
Take my hand and walk into heaven

[BABYLOVE, spoken]
Heeby-jeeby trouble
Heal it double-quick
Achy-painy sick

[BABYLOVE]
Time to hang a little moolah on the washline
Washline, washline
Time to hang a little moolah on the washline
God's washline

Everybody's gotta eat, dawganit
So won't you hang another dollar on it
Talkin' in tongues, like a miracle
Keeps you spry
If you hang a little moolah
On the washline to dry
Mama Death has a smell like a sow in heat

[DOLLY, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Whoop-di-do!
She's gonna talk in tongues

[BABYLOBE]
Mama Death has a mouth full of old dead meat

[DOLLY, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Hallalu!
She's gonna talk in tongues

[BABYLOVE]
Mama Death has a snake in her red-hot snout

[DOLLY, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Just for you
She's gonna talk in tongues

[BABYLOVE]
She'll snuffle you up if you don't watch out

[DOLLY, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
C'mon, Babylove
Keep talkin' in tongues
C'mon, Babylove
Keep talkin' in tongues
(Ooh!)

[BABYLOVE]
Time to hang a little moolah on the washline
Washline, washline
Time to hang a little moolah on the washline
God's washline
If you got a dollar bill, don't hide it
Remember not to knock it till you tried it
Talkin' in tongues is a miracle cure
Amen
Time to hang a little moolah on the washline

[CATHERINE]
Hang a little moolah on the washline

[BABYLOVE]
If you wanna live to be a hundred-and-ten
'Sthat your trouble, sister?
Achin' in the back?

[CATHERINE, spoken]
Yeah

[BABYLOVE]
Time to talk in tongue
Then I'ma gonna cure your sacroiliac
Heeby-jeeby trouble
Heal it double quick
Achy-painy sick
Well, ooey-gooey and pee-yoo we gotta cram it in a gunnysack
And drop it in the crick

[DOLLY]
Heeby-jeeby trouble
Drop it in the crick

[BABYLOVE]
Nitty-gritty bushwah
Itty-biddy rut
Whack it in the butt
Well, is a dizzy dippy woozy sort of zoomy rinky-tinky tingle bloomin' in your brain and ricochetin' through your gut

[COLLIN]
Got a zoomy tingle bloomin' in my brain
And a dizzy feelin' ricochetin' through my gut

[BABYLOVE]
Fat and sassy chassis
Hanky-panky fresh
Creaky body, hesh
Well, is a whizzy zippy peppy sort of extra-happy zappy healin' hummin' in your head and kind of whoosin' through your flesh

[CATHERINE]
Got a happy healin' hummin' in my bones
And a bouncy gushin' sort of whoosin' through my flesh
Whooshin' through my flesh
Whooshin' through my flesh

[BABYLOVE]
Fat and sassy chassis
Hanky-panky fresh

[DOLLY]
Skittery thickets, buzzy breeze

[CATHERINE]
Creaky body, hesh!

[COLLIN]
Chattery grass and trees

[BABYLOVE]
Well, is a whizzy tippy-tappy healin' hummin' in your head

[COLLIN]
Finger-feathery

[BABYLOVE]
And kind of whooshin' through your flesh

[DOLLY]
Shadow-shivery

[BABYLOVE, DOLLY, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

[DOLLY]
Branches, roots and bark

[BABYLOVE, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh

[DOLLY]
Blooming in the dark

[BABYLOVE, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh

[DOLLY]
Flowers, sour and sweet

[BABYLOVE, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh

[DOLLY]
Whisper in the heat

[BABYLOVE, DOLLY, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh

[CATHERINE]
I believe in Babylove

[BABYLOVE, DOLLY & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh

[CATHERINE]
I believe in Babylove

[BABYLOVE, DOLLY & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh

[CATHERINE]
She can make me sing and dance my sins away
I believe in Babylove

[BABYLOVE, DOLLY & COLLIN]
Branches, roots and bark
Whooshin' through my flesh

[BABYLOVE, DOLLY, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh
Whooshin' through my—

[DOLLY]
I believe in Babylove

[BABYLOVE, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh

[DOLLY]
I believe in Babylove

[BABYLOVE, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Whooshin' through my flesh

[DOLLY]
She can make me sing and dance my sins away
I believe in Babylove

[BABYLOVE, CATHERINE & COLLIN]
Branches, roots and bark
Whooshin' through my flesh
Whooshin' through my flesh

[COLLIN]
I believe in Babylove
I believe in Babylove
She can make me sing and dance my sins away
I believe in Babylove

[BABYLOVE, DOLLY & CATHERINE]
Branches, roots and bark
Whooshin' through my flesh
Whooshin' through my flesh
Whooshin' through my flesh

[DOLLY]
Flowers, sour and sweet
Whooshin' through my flesh
Branches, roots and bark
Blooming in the dark

Whoosin' through my flesh
Whoosin' through my flesh
Flowers, sour and sweet
Whisper in the heat
Whoosin' through my flesh
Whoosin' through my flesh

[BABYLOVE]
Share my joys and love
All my joy and love
Feel it flow, let it go
Where it wants to go
Spread it here, spread it there
Spread that love everywhere

Oh, it takes all kinds
Spread that love everywhere
And walk into heaven with pride and joy
Pride and joy

Take my hand and walk into heaven
Take my hand and walk into heaven
Into heaven
Into heaven
Into heaven