Big Rich

[DR. RITZ]
Don't let this once-in-a-lifetime chance zoom by
Grab it fast and rid your past goom-bye
Your recipe is worth millions in gold
Take a look-see at your future
And you'll be sold

See those gypsy queen billboards
Of gypsy queen gypsies
Think big rich

Gypsy queen products
Mean gypsy queen profits
Think big rich

Whee, it's great to be big rich
Talk big rich with the big rich
Who's that millionairess
On the terrace?
You!

Gypsy queen contests
And gypsy queen hoop-la
Think big rich

Coast-to-coast networks
Of gypsy queen sales teams
Think big rich

You'll guzzle champagne with hominy grits
Or else my name ain't Morris Ritz
Welcome to a slambang wingding spree
A jumbo-sized gypsy queen big rich jamboree

On a gold divan
Wrapped up in mink blankets
Sleep big rich

Wearing your rubies
And diamonds and ermines
Heap big rich

You can mix chitlins with fresh caviar
Little miss got rocks, we're gonna go far
Welcome to a slambang wingding spree
A jumbo-sized gypsy queen big rich jamboree