Supervillain

[Intro: Schäffer the Darklord]
People of New York!
For quite some time now I have silently observed you
Carrying on with your silly, meaningless, little lives
Well, tonight, it will be my pleasure
To liberate you from them
At midnight, I will destroy the city you call "home"
With every last one of you in it
You can scream all you want
But I assure you, there's nowhere to run
There's a new menace in town and it is me
Where are your heroes now?

[Verse 1]
So, we meet again my noble, heroic friend
This feud has brewed forever but tonight it will end
And then there will be nothing left of you
But a memory
My old foe, arch rival, nemesis, and enemy
You see, my grand dad invented tying lasses
To train tracks
Cackling, twisting his mustache
And my dad, his spawn
Who carried it on in the sixties
Holding hostages with atomic bombs
I come from a long line of this kind of people
I represent a third generation of evil
It courses through my blood
This love of chaos and killin'
So much more than just a criminal
I'm a super villain

In a mask with black gloves pulled up past my elbows
"Hello!" I bellow with both fists clasped
A mass of wild hair that's red or orange or green
With a single silver streak
I look horribly mean
I got an army (what?)
Of weapons (what?)
And robots (what?)
And goons (what?)
And a gold membership into The Legion of Doom
Beyond the doors of my fortress
It's pouring down rain
I'm no mad man, man
No I'm fucking insane!

My satellite's sights
Aimed on strategic sites
Laser beams will vaporize
The city tonight
I had to pull a diamond heist
To buy my doomsday device
It'll turn the earth to ice
Yeah, it's pretty nice

Send out your signal
Call in your hero
I kidnapped his lady
Now his powers are zero
I'll give him ultimatums
Yeah, I'll drop 'em like pearls
You can choose one, hero:
The world or the girl

[Chorus 1]
The Joker, Lex Luthor
Two-Face and Bizarro
Doc Ock, Juggernaut
Ming and Magneto
Green Goblin, Penguin
Venom, Electro
Megatron, Cobra Commander
And Destro oh, oh!
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
With the evil eyes
Fists in the sky
Screaming die, die, die! and I
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
The sick and the twisted
So sadistic and wicked that's why I
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
The psychopathic maniacs
The black hat sort, I
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
Chillin' like a supervillain
Killin' for sport
Now, Mr. Freeze!

[Verse 2]
Now super heroes (yeah?)
Are bigger (and?)
And stronger (so?)
Although (what?)
Villains triple their sales
In action figures alone
Heroes have heart (aw)
We control minds (Ooh!)
They get the good press
We get the good lines (yeah)
We say things like
"Rue the day"
And "For this the people of this little city shall pay"
And "Now, I will show you absolute fear" and
"Well, well, well. What do we have here?"

Hey Mr. Hero
Why the cape and the half mask?
Your costume looks stupid
Mine's fucking bad ass (yeah)
Now buzz off
You got a city to save
I'll be back at my lair
Gigglin', diggin' your grave

To me your identity is no secret
I know the story of your origin
And I know your weakness
Carry on with your absurd monologue
You silly bastard
I won't hear a word
Over my own demonic laughter
Heroes play supporting roles
The villain's the star
With my hot British accent
Rolling my r's
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Rollin' in my getaway car
Go ahead and try to chase me
But you won't get far
My cold, black heart
Starts pumpin'
Endorphins
Every time
I leave a bomb
In a bus full of orphans (yay!)
With the doors sealed shut
Brakes cut
And it's racing
Towards the edge of a cliff
Shit, ya better go and save 'em

Walk into a trap (gas!)
Pass out, now it's dark
Wake up in chains
Over a tank full of sharks
I'm sure you'll get free
You always do when the time comes
Even I've escaped a dozen times from the asylum
I got the D.A, commissioner, and the mayor (help!)
Tied up to a bomb
And in my palm I hold the detonator (detonator)
All along, this was my plan
Now I will give you the count of ten
To meet my demands (come on)
Ten
Nine
Eight
Seven
Six
Five
Aw, fuck it

[Chorus 2]
Skeletor, Cat Woman
And Dr. Doom
Doomsday, Kingpin
And Ra's Al Ghul
Shredder and Sandman
Darth Vader and Scarecrow
Braniac, Mr. Mxyzptlk and Mysterio
Oh!
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
With the evil eyes
Fists in the sky
Screaming die, die, die! and I
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
The sick and the twisted
So sadistic and wicked that's why I
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
The psychopathic maniacs
The black hat sort, I
(I'm a Supervillain)
I root for the bad guys
Chillin' like a supervillain
Killin' for sport

Now when the smoke clears
And I've seen the light
Surrounded by four walls
Padded in white
In a strait jacket
Damn it!
This isn't the end
Curses, super hero!
We shall meet again!