He only wanted a few acres of land to call his own
A place to settle down when his job was done
He had to keep the bad guys from sellin' guns to the injuns
Not so much different than the heroes of today
His mind was not unlike that of a jackass
Who kicks his feet in reflex
To swat the flies away from the fly hole
And the bumbling confusion creates his accidental victory
The little tots all wish he were their father
Maybe he was
Even since the days of Nero, whеn music used to boil the blood of nations
We always had to havе a hero who would spoil everybody's reputations
He was a legendary hero, his IQ was 0
A legendary hero of the West
A legendary hero of the West, he was strictly El Segundo
Called me a [?] outside of [?]
Even since the days of Nero, when music used to boil the blood of nations
We always had to have a hero who would spoil everybody's reputations
He was a legendary hero, his IQ was 0
A legendary hero of the West
I don't want to look back at the jackass I once was
But can the past be forgotten?
And as I cry myself to sleep
Please, don't let me dream about the tarnished tin star I once wore
And as my soul rot in the grave, let them all know my name
I didn't mean to do it, I didn't mean to do it
I didn't mean to do it, I didn't mean to do it
I didn't mean to do it, I didn't mean to do it
I didn't mean to do it, I didn't mean to do it