Sleazeball

She has a sleazeball
Sittin' where his head should be
It's gray and it's shriveled
Causing molecular structure disharmony
Hey, toots!
It looks like you've got yourself a schmoesephola apricot
Ooh, baby, baby, I likes it a lot!
Ooh, baby, baby, I likes it a lot!

Sleazeball where the sun don't shine
Sleazeball, she's a friend of mine
Sleazeball with a horn like a goose
Add a little sour cream tonight
Sleazeball's on the loose
Add a little sour cream tonight
Sleazeball's on the loose

Usin' a natural fennel douche, she's gettin' the hots
Comes out smellin' like licorice-scented apricots
She says she's got an idea
Give me a break
That shriveled grey melon really takes the cake

Sleazeball where the sun don't shine
Sleazeball, she's a friend of mine
Sleazeball with a horn like a goose
Add a little sour cream tonight
Sleazeball's on the loose
Add a little sour cream tonight
Sleazeball's on the loose
Ahh!

Sleazeball
Sleazeball
Sleazeball
Sleazeball