Steve’s Dog

Hi. Ughhhh

**hysterical laughter** Yo what's up? You answered the phone so funny I thought you had something jammed down your throat. This here's Alabama black snake

Ugh haha who is this?

What are you doing? This is Rick. I'm friends with Steve's dog. **Laughter in the background** What are you doing?

Who is this?

Stop asking those same questions. Photocopy. **Xerox sounds** What are you doing tonight? Me? What? What is? What are you doing?

Uhhhh

You want to go to the cafeteria and bang and eat?

I have no idea who you are

That's right. If you did, you'd tell on me

Right okay well have a nice life

Ohhh I'm better than you because I'm in A+ Honors. Fuck it all! I study and I havе internet. Internеt accuservice. Fuck me! Uh! Zits! Pst Pst Pst!