Star 69

Hello, who is this?

Who is this?

Well, my name is Mike and I just did star six nine and I got this number and about ten minutes ago, I got a very obscene phone call and I, I want to get to the bottom of this so uhh who is this?

I'm sorry but I didn't call anybody lately

I didn't say lately, I said like ten minutes ago. And I'm not accusing you necessarily

Look...yeah...

Could somebody else be there?

No there's nobody else in my...

So then you're saying it was you and you're a liar

No it was not me

Well look. I got your phone number and I'm going. to call my friend Mike whose gonna probably figurе it out who it is and beat you up. An old fashioned beating up. Onе where you get punched a lot more than you punch him

Well...

Or you could just say you're sorry because somebody called and cursed my wife out and she now she's all crying. Now she's a little pussy about it, I can take some curse words. You tell me I'm sorry and that's fine and that's the end

I I'm sorry

I I I I I kind of want to get beat up. Please just say you're sorry

Look! I didn't call you

Don't fucking yell at me!

So please listen so call your operator. I didn't call you

I'll call your asshole. You bitched out my wife. You know what it was you

No uh it wasn't me

Yeah it was man because you I don't think you would've stayed on this long

Well no ugh you know what? You're right, I'm not staying on anymore

Yeah you know what? Mike's coming to your house pussy. Man now you're sorry?

Um look I'm not I'm going off the phone now. If I receive any more phone calls, I'm calling the police. I'm going to star 69 you and you know what? I'm going to fuck your day up. Okay I'm going to fuck it up real bad

Okay let me tell you this, after you fuck my day up, I'm going to fuck your day up

I'm going to fucking kill you, you hear me?

Kill me?

Fucking kill you!

Kill me? Kill me with dental floss and a fist! This guy's a faggot! **Raucous laughter at using the F-Slur because it was 1999**