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Good afternoon

Hi I'm calling about your ad in the paper about the uh opening for photographers

Uh I don't have an ad in the paper for an opening for photographers

I have it right here. Are you calling me a liar right to my face now? I have it right here

This is Ben

Oh hi how are you? I've heard so much about the work you guys are doing. Really good stuff. I could bring up my resume if you guys would like me to come up right now

Listen I I do not have an ad in the paper for anyone. I don't need anyone at this time

You don't need me? I'm looking for work in this area. Um. I can work. I'll work for free

Right now

I'll work for free

Okay

Did you hear that? Fucking free! Can I come in today and start? I can show you all sorts of ass pictures that I've taken. I deal with ass hair, shaved asses