SpongeBob SquarePants vs Patrick Star

EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
VS
PATRICK STAR
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Patrick]
It's time to test the true test of friendship, Spongebob
I don't think you'll get friends at a patty flippin' job
Your boss is pretty greedy and coworker is a douchebag
And dude, stop trying to be gay with me you little fag
I live in a rock, you live in a fruit, oh no
I just wanna tell you that Sandy is a hoe
Nobody even likes you, go back to your snail
Or go somewhere, shit you can't, all the driving tests you fail

[Verse 2: Spongebob]
Lazy fat fuck, let me tell you something more
You're the one that bitches about not having an award
You can't do nothing right, you're dumb in every way
And I think you are the onе that is most likely gay
You tried to becomе a man but of course you went to Grandma
And holy shit, you licked that sand shaped like a banana
I at least go out, you're a hermit buddy
Here's the battle bitch, you're going down tubby

[Verse 3: Patrick Star]
You fucking queer, you have no ears, you've worked at a restaurant for fourteen years
Disliked by peers, have a million fears, now you can't hear, go cry in tears
You're 25 years old, yet you still play with teddies?
It's time for your ass to get beat. I'M READY!

[Verse 4: Spongebob]
Let's go Jellyfishing, I hope you are liable
Bring a net bitch, you ain't getting Ol' Reliable
Mayonaisse ain't an instrument my victory is
I'm ready for your death, shirtless piece of shit

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY