Rick Sanchez vs Son Goku

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
GOKU
VS
PICKLE RICK
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Rick Sanchez]
Thirty thousand witches in Goku's house
God isn't real, I touched Bulma's blouse
I've got like seventy more episodes with Morty
And being with Morty just makes me real horny
Remember in episode 712 when you screamed?
Go away, sonny boy, stop it with your schemes
Son Goku, don't you even try to diss
I'm smart enough to be a master chiseler on Chisel This

[Verse 2: Goku]
I've got the Dragon Balls. I am going to win
I'm gonna eat your pickle, Rick, oh wait, shit!
Your mom licked my Dragon Balls, I'm just Super Sayin'
Hamehameha, I ain't playin'
Rick Sanchez always wanna start drama
Don't make me do Dirty Sanchez, on yo mama
I bet your only comeback is you making a burp
Rick Sanchez winning? Stupidest shit I've ever heard

[Verse 3: Rick Sanchez]
Wubba Lubba Dub Dub, give me a rub, dude
If I can take on Jerry I can take you too
You think you're tough but I got pics of you watching Glee
Drink your blood like Schezuan Sauce, reeeee!!!!!!!!!!
Lick lick lick lick, lick these mall's balls
Call me Trunks, I'm gonna fucking bawl
Sakurai better fucking put me in Smash Bros 5
Or else I'll get schwifty, get dunked on, die

[Verse 4: Goku]
I'm fucking Goku going super saiyan!
Watch out bitch, 'cause I ain't lying!
Kamehameha
That's right bitch, now to fuck your mom!
Ouchies, my throat, I can't even fucking bare
Goku is here to give you a true scare
Go away and fuck your granddaughter Summer, you fucking jew
How many people can take Son Goku? Very few
Very few
Very few
Very few

[Interlude: Goku]
*Coughs* Ow

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
KAMEHAMEHA!