Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers

[Intro]
EPIC RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!
JASON VOORHEES
VS
MICHAEL MYERS
BEGIN!

[Verse 1: Michael Myers]
My name is Michael Myers and I do hardcore drugs
I talked to Pamela last night. I rocked her jugs
I crushed the Ku Klux Klan. I know Mathematics
Go burn in Hell again like you did at Appomatex
Yeah, I'm doing this for sissy, rest in peace, Laurie
Hit Camp with a dun dun watch a bitch scream
You're the worst killer in history go go gone
I visit Crystal Lake because I like Doin Yo' Mom

[Verse 2: Jason Voorhees]
Shut your god damn fucking mouth you god damn piece of shit
If you talk about my mom I'll get extremely upset
They call me Jason V and it's not hard to see
Get a job you homeless faggot! Rob Zombie
Made your reboots and they had me shitting
You never grow up, you're like Stewie Griffin
You say you fucked my mom? That's the biggest lie of them all
You entered your sister's home when she offered you balls

[Interlude: Laurie Strode]
I'M NOT LISTENING! AHHHHHHH!

[Verse 3: Michael Myers]
The bell doesn't dismiss you, my Glock does for-

[Interlude: Laurie Strode]
AHHHHHHH!

[Verse 4: Michael Myers]
Yo mama called the doctor and the doctor said
Pamela Voorhees gave me head

[Verse 5: Jason Voorhees]
Doubt
Stop talking about my mom, Im gonna fucking shout
You are a fucking bitch, I'll chop off your legs
In school dodgeball, you probably get pegged

[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC! *stab* RAP BATLES OF HISTORY!