Something To Shout About

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I want
Something to shout about
Something to spin me around
Something mysterious
Something miraculous
Earth-shaking!
Life-changing!
Cosmic!
Profound!

I want
Something to stun me
To fill me with fire and fizz
Something to shout about
Whatever it is

I want
Something to shout about
Something to make me go, "Wow!"
Something so powerful
Something so true, it will—
Change who I am
And undo what I know

I want
Something to make me
Someone I never was
Something to shout about
Whatever it does

I wish I knew
I have no clue
But I'd be sure to hurry up and claim it
If only I could name it

Some days
I am in doubt about
Whether to get up or not
Nothing entices me
Nothing amazes me
Unless it's scripted
And I'm in the shot!

I have
Nothing to pout about
Listen to me, gee whiz
But God, I want
Something to shout about!
Stand on my head about!
Drag the flag out about!
I want
Something to shout about!
Whatever it is...