Get Her Back

[GRAMPY, spoken]
The trans-dimensional-tempus-locus-actuating-electroambulator... it's still warm!
[sung] If we don't bring her back
Our world will cease to be
Everything and everyone, including you and me

[PUDGY]
(moan)

[GRAMPY]
The sun will turn to stone
The sky will fade to black like no sky we've ever known
We've got to get her back!

If we don't bring her back
The ground will start to shrink
Whole city blocks will crumble into crevices and sink
The ducks will start to moo

[PUDGY]
(reaction)

[GRAMPY]
The cows will start to quack
And soften into glue
We've got to get her back!

Oh, whoa, so out of whack
The trolleys will tumble and fall off the track
Oh, whoa, the roadway's getting slack
I seem to be sensing the minutes condensing
The cosmos commencing to crack!
[spoken] Oh, Pudgy, we need to hurry. But the real world is no picnic — we're gonna need help when we get there!

[PUDGY]
(reaction)

[GRAMPY]
Call Valentina? I suppose I could... achoo!

[PUDGY]
(bark) (bark) (bark) (bark)

[GRAMPY, sung, ENSEMBLE]
All right — I'll do it even though (Ah, ah...)
My knees may turn to butter and my sneezes lay me low (Ah, ah...)
She might be poised for an attack (Ah, ah...)
But I have no fear, priority's clear (Get her)
My feet say "no" but my heart says "go" (Get her)
The stakes are too high, it's do it or die (Get her)

[GRAMPY]
We've got to get her

[GRAMPY, ENSEMBLE]
Back!
We've got to get her back!

[PUDGY, ENSEMBLE]
(bark) (bark) (bark) (bark) (bark) (We've got to get her)

[GRAMPY, ENSEMBLE]
Back!