She Knocks Me Out

[DWAYNE]
Okay, this is totally crazy
Just slow it down and think
She looks like a girl, but she isn't
She's pen and ink
Just pen and ink...

She knocks me out
She ties my tongue in knots
She knocks me out
I like her, like her lots
Makes Trisha Wonder Woman
Like it's no big deal
But she's not real
So what am I feeling?

She knocks me out
With all her quirks and quips
What's this about?
She nuzzles and then she nips
She loves jazz as much as I do
That's part of the appeal
But she's not real
She's not real...

And girl, I thought I knew
Turns out somebody drew her
Which is sorta hard to wrap your head around
I know, but here's the thing:
The lady starts to sing, and I'm on the floor
When I hear that song...

But the lady lied
I mean, she lied to me
I have my pride
But hey, she lied to me
I guess I could forgive her
And learn to deal
But she's not real
She's not real...

Oh, girl, I thought I knew
Turns out somebody drew her
Which is sorta hard to wrap your head around
I know, but here's the thing:
The lady starts to sing, and I'm on the floor
When I hear that song
When I hear that song...

[DWAYNE, ENSEMBLE]
She knocks me out
Oh, oh, oh-oh-oh-oh
She knocks me out

[ENSEMBLE]
Oh...

[DWAYNE]
She knocks me out and I'm dyin'

[DWAYNE, ENSEMBLE]
She knocks me out

[DWAYNE]
Oh, oh, oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh

[DWAYNE, ENSEMBLE]
For real!