Sodium!

[Mike]
Hey, everyone! You know, Tom, Crow, and I were talking about how the kids today don't know squat about sodium.

[Crow]
Yeah, I couldn't have put it better myself, Mike. Why, the shocking lack of sodium taught at schools today is shocking.

[Servo]
That's right, Crow. So we asked ourselves: How, how, do we reach kids today about sodium.

[Crow]
How? How? How?

[Mike]
Through the rock n roll music that the kids seem to like

[Crow]
Hit It!

[All]
Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

[Mike]
Yeah! Sodium! There is Sodium. Yeah!

[Bots]
Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

[Mike]
It's Sodium, baby!
Sodium! Sodium! Sodium! Sodium!

[Crow]
Sodium.

[Servo]
Well, if you don't know anything about sodium now, I don't know what else we can do for you.

[Crow]
Yeah, you kids with your big pants, and your colored chalk, and your Nev Cambell, and your fanny packs...

[Mike]
Sodium, won't you?

[Crow]
...and your Nerf balls, and listening to the No Doubts, and your Pong, and your Volkswagen Golf leases, and your notebooks, and your kids with the pierced I dunno what, the roller skates and the 23 Skidoos, and the listening to the Becks, and the...