1997 Blockbuster Review Theme

[Intro: Servo]
Tom Servo presents the first annual Mystery Science Theater Summer Blockbuster Review!
Hit it, Cambot!

[Verse: Servo]
Oh it's a special with star
and a bunch of flying cars
It's a summer blockbuster review!

[Crow]
Wow!

[Servo]
It's got monsters in rubber
and actors who blubber
and lots of naked ladies, too!

[Crow and Servo]
Really?
Will we see fine cigars?

[Servo]
Uh-huh!

[Crow]
And muscle-headed stars?

[Servo]
You bet, and action up the old kazoo!

[Crow]
All right!

[Servo]
Just because it's kind of relevant
We'll ballyhoo Fifth Element

[Crow]
Protect your sacroiliac
When we review the Men In Black!

[Servo]
They're terrorizing little girls
That's Steven Spielberg's Lost World!

[Crow]
And Jodie Foster takes Contac
so she won't sneeze in, uh, Contact...

[Servo]
And heads'll be a-throbbin'
When we hit Batman And Robin!

[Crow]
Okay

[Servo]
Big finish!

[Crow and Servo]
On the Mystery Science Theater Summer Block Buster Review!