Sister Sue

Early looks a cracked on Sister Sue
And found her with a bag
And Laverne in Cleveland never knew
His son could be a drag
But when the bathroom door was shut
Lavarne was jarring apricots
Sister Sue, shame on you
Sister Sue
Come on home, Sister Sue

She made away to Hollywood
She made it on her smile
And back in Cleveland, Harry called
The missing person's file
He said "Laverne and I are worried
The kid is just a boy, please hurry"
Sister Sue, where are you?
Sister Sue, come on home Sister Sue

Wherever you are, we loved just you
Sister Sue
Whatever you are, we love you for you
Sister Sue

Well they never found ol' Sister Sue
Most likely never will
Although she's rather famous now
The star of many films
Laverne and Har' will never see
Their baby's movies on TV
Sister Sue, where are you?
Sister Sue, come on home, Sister Sue
Shame on you, Sister Sue
Where are you, Sister Sue?
[?], Sister Sue
RIP, Sister Sue
Come on home, Sister Sue
Where are you, S-Sue?
Come on home!