Scumbag

[Chorus]
"Scumbag"
Sits on his milk crate all day long (*bleat*)
From morning until night he sings his song
To the ladies passing by
Outside of Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum restaurant
Oooh...

[Verse 1]
"Scumbag"
He used to be a famous actor (*snarls*)
The pretty Broadway butterflies would flutter to his
Dressing room at night (*snarls*)
Til one sad day a monarch
Flew through his window and broke his heart. (*sobs*)

[Pre-Chorus]
Zum Zum finds him there at nine o'clock
And perfect ladies scream a perfect shock ("Oh my")
At five his workday through he rides a crosstown bus
His milk crate abides
Til morn when he returns to greet the ladies ("Hey ladies")

[Chorus]
"Scumbag"
Sits on his milk crate all day long [snarls]
From morning until night he sings his song
To the ladies passing by
Outside of Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum Zum restaurant
Oooh...

[Outro]
Zum Zum finds him there at nine o'clock
And perfect ladies scream a perfect shock ("Oh my")
At five his workday through he rides a crosstown bus
To God knows where
And nobody tells him what to do
And nobody tells him what to do
I'd like to live like that now, wouldn't you?