Sidehackin’

[Verse 1]
Sidehackin' is the thing to do
When it doesn't hurt to have a low IQ.
Take a life you like and a little love
The big band prize is twenty-five bucks
Sidehackin'll quench your danger thirst
The stupid ones always seem to come in first, yeah

[Verse 2]
Sidehackin' is one big bash
The favorite sport of cheap white trash
When you're on your sidehack, make sure you don't slip
You'll end up with five metal pins in your hip
Lean way back 'til you scrape your butt;
Make it look like a quarter-pound of ground chuck

[Verse 3]
It's a sport that attracts a lot of racing fools
A lot of people get hurt 'cause there are no rules
All you need is a toxic landfill
A cycle and a sidecar and an urge to kill
Better get with the sport 'cause it won't last long
The founders of this sport are laid at Forest Lawn