Short Short Man

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, a, ah

Don't want no short short man
Don't want no short short man
Don't want no short short man
Don't want no short short man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short short man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short man

Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest rrrr
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the rrrr outta here

Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!
Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want no short short man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Don't want no short short man

Eeny wee (x15)
Eeny weeny, teeny weeny
Shriveled little short short man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso
Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito
Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't (x36)