“Short Dick Man” is a dance song by Gillette and produced by 20 Fingers, often played in gay clubs. It details Gillette’s disgust with male genitalia of an unimpressive length.
This song was created to attract attention to the fact that women are devalued and treated as sex objects in mainstream rap...
[Intro]
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man
[Verse 1]
What in the world is that fucking thing?
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
[Post-Chorus]
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want, don't want
[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
[Post-Chorus]
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't want, don't want
Don't want, don't want
[Bridge]
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh
Ah-huh-uh, ah-huh-uh
[Verse 2]
Isn't that cute - an extra belly button!
You need to put your pants back on, honey
[Chorus 2]
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Dont want no, dont want no, dont want, dont want
Dont want no, dont want, don't want
Don't want no short dick man
[Break]
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny, eeny-weeny
Eeny-weeny, teeny-weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
[Verse 1]
Do you need some fucking tweezers to put that little thing away?
That has got to be the smallest dick
I have ever seen in my whole life
Get the fuck outta here
[Chorus]
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
[Outro]
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
Short Dick Man was written by Charlie Babie & Manny Mohr.
Short Dick Man was produced by Charlie Babie.
20 Fingers released Short Dick Man on Wed Aug 31 1994.