Shoes For Sale

Doctor, doctor, my feet fell off in the snow, the snow, when I went for a walk

I'm not a complainer, by nature you see
But I'm willing to pay so can you help me doc

[Chorus]
All he said was the frostbite is bad
And I might as well think about selling my shoes

[Distorted, cutting in and out, rising in pitch singing]

Doctor, doctor, isn't there hope for me (isn't there hope for me?)
Please say there's some way my feet can be saved

Here, I put them into a baggie, and please say you'll try, 'cause I'm willing to pay

[Chorus]
All he said was the frostbite is bad
And I might as well think about selling my shoes

All he said was the frostbite is bad
And I might as well think about selling my shoes

[Spoken]
..Which sucks