The Robot Cat

(R-O-B-O-T-C-A-T)
(R-O-B-O-T-C-A-T)

[Verse 1]
On Channel 27, at a quarter to 3
I saw the craziest thing that I ever did see
No cash, no cheque, no COD
So I called them with my credit card quick as can be
Nobody better get in my way
I got the package in the mail today
I popped all the bubble wrap and threw it away
Now I'm learning Japanese so I can read what the instructions say

[Verse 2]
There was a bag of nuts and bolts and screws
It didn't say which screwdriver to use
I don't know what the radiation warnings about
But hey, that's okay, I can figure it out
Four legs, rubber bands, sprockets and gears
Laser beam eyes and microphone ears
Put it all together, what did I see?
Saw a robot cat, looking right at me

[Hook]
So when I say "ro-", you say "bot"
Ro- (bot), ro- (bot)
When I say "bot", you say "cat"
Bot (cat), bot (cat)
Word to the R to the O to the B
To the O-T-C to the A to the T
So when I say robot, you say cat
Robot (cat), robot (cat)

[Verse 3]
Well, it
Slices, it dices, it catches the mices
It's got a stock ticker with the wall street prices
Knows how to sew, cook, play the guitar
Said it even put a new transmission in my car
It's got a titanium, cranium chip in the branium
(Pentium?) Best representium
Pour in the eggs, milk, syrup and flour
'Cause the robot cat needs pancake power

[Hook]
So when I saw "ro-", you say "bot"
Ro- (bot), ro- (bot)
When I say "bot", you say "cat"
Bot (cat), bot (cat)
Word to the R to the O to the B
To the O-T-C to the A to the T
So when I say robot, you say cat
Robot (cat), robot (cat)

[Verse 4]
One, two, three and to the four
No doggy-dog knocking on my door
It's the postman bringing me a thousand more
Cause I'm building me an army and I'm going to war
I said this my moment, this is my hour
The robot cat is my ticket to power
Better get ready for the cat invasion
World domination, that's the occasion
They're better, and stronger, and smarter, and faster
Soon everybody will be calling me master
The humans surrender, and that'll be that
I'll say welcome to the planet of the robot cat

[Hook]
So when I saw "ro-", you say "bot"
Ro- (bot), ro- (bot)
When I say "bot", you say "cat"
Bot (cat), bot (cat)
Word to the R to the O to the B
To the O-T-C to the A to the T
So when I say robot, you say cat
Robot (cat), robot (cat)
So when I saw "ro-", you say "bot"
Ro- (bot), ro- (bot)
When I say "bot", you say "cat"
Bot (cat), bot (cat)
Word to the (R) to the (O) to the (B)
To the (O-T-C) to the (A) to the (T)
So when I say robot, you say cat
Robot (cat), robot (cat)

(Robot!)