Shit Faced

She walked right up to the bar
And turned every head in the place
A bright evening star
With a shy little smile on her angelic face
The lingering smell of her perfume
My mouth opened, drool on my lip
'Cause this, my friends, I know, is not very hip

[Chorus]
But I was shitfaced
Yeah, I was shitfaced
Must have been shitfaced
You'd think I'd learn my lesson
But every now and then I just get shitfaced

This should have been my lucky night
And this was my heaven-sent chance
I'd play my cards right
And whisk her away in a wind of romance
The terribile sound of her laughter
Still rings in my head to this day
'Cause "……………" was all I could say