Lucky Toy

Twenty-hole, laced-up, steel-toed boots
Can't feel the clutch or the gas underfoot
Stereo's blarin' out Oi Polloi
And I'm her lucky toy

Steamin' down the road in shitty little car
Swiggin' from a bottle that we stole from a bar
Little punk lady, I'm your old rockin' boy
And such a lucky toy

[Chorus]
Lucky toy!
Oo hoo hoo!
Lucky toy!
Oo hoo hoo!

She makes her own clothes and cuts her own hair
Her big brow eyes make everybody stare
She wants me and I'm hers to enjoy
I'm such a lucky toy

A kind of teddy bear
She takes me everywhere
She oh-so good to me
And that's just fine you see
It's what I need right now
And hell, anyhow
When those lights go low
It's ready teddy go!