Any Normal Super Hero

Sometimes
My girl's got green eyes
And sometimes
Her eyes are blue
And sometimes
In her in-between eyes
There's a tiny teardrop makin' them change their hue

Sometimes
Those grassy green eyes
Look up and turn sky blue
So when my
My girl gets blue eyes
I would do anything any normal superhero would do

I would outwit the Joker
Put the Penguin on ice
And with a simple turn of phrase
I'd make the Riddler think twice
I'd wear my underwear
Over my stupid lycra tights
If I thought that she might get to sleep at nights

But sometimes
Those lovely green eyes
Can't disguise that they're blue
So when my
My girl gets blue eyes
I would do anything any normal superhero would do