Roxanne Is A Man

[Intro]
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan

[Verse 1]
No I don't think he'll ever confess
About the hair on his legs nor the hair on the chest
You see he had you all fooled by his phony twist
His Tootsie talk and how he works his wrist
And you think by his rap that he is a she
But I, the inspector, was able to see

[Chorus]
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan

[Verse 2]
The day I met Roxanne I took her home
Began to feel on her chest which was hard as a stone
I thought maybe I was trippin', must come from all the dippin'
Or maybе just the booze that I'm constantly sippin'
Her chеst was kinda hairy, which got me kinda scary
Roxanne, no way, could've ever had a cherry
And you think by his rap that he is a she
But I, the inspector, was able to see

[Chorus]
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan

[Verse 3]
I became a little nauseous, which made me very cautious
This so-called woman's even got a little sausage
I can't explain the way, I really thought that day
I never thought that I could be fooled by someone gay
I say "Girl you cannot stay, I ain't givin' you no play
Get up and get out and that's all I got to say"
She said "Please give me a chance, to show you some romance"
I said "That can't be done with the same thing in our pants
And that ain't the issue, your boobs are made of tissue
Everything about you I just know is artificial
And you think by his rap that he is a she
But I, the inspector, was able to see

[Chorus]
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan

Roxanne's a man
Roxanne's a man

[Verse 4]
She had me fooled, actin' feminine
This ain't a lady, he's a man who just likes men
Walkin' around in his mother's clothes
Her high heel shoes and pantyhose
You are what you are not what you try to be
What you get sometimes ain't always what you see
He, the Rox, gave up his jocks
I'll brag about that for the next 12 blocks
And you think by his rap that he is a she
But I, the inspector, was able to see

[Chorus]
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan

[Verse 5]
Too many Roxanne raps, too many Roxannes
Now will the real Roxanne please take a stand?
Of course he won't, he's got too much too hide
He let a girl do his concerts to protect his pride
No matter how you weigh it, it comes out the way I say it
Roxanne is a man but a girl is how he plays it
And you think by his rap that he is a she
But I, the inspector, was able to see
The R-O-X-A-N-N-E
Is a M-A-N don't you S-E-E

[Outro]
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan
Roxanne is a man, understand (Say what!)
Roxanne is a man, I know his plan