Rockman, Rockman

[Intro]
Lee?
(Yeah?)
Can you taste the bass for me, test the bass for me
(Alright)
Ah, that sounds pretty good
(Let's do it)
Okay
One, two...

[Verse 1]
Fuck Roxanne and the rest of the saps
'Cause I was born to be the lord and the king of the rap
(But you rap about clucks, why would you say that?)
Because I wanna give the dope dealers the facts
I was sitting at home watching my TV
When all of a sudden it dawned on me
I ain't got no job, and hell, I can't cope
So I might as well slang this stuff that they call dope
And be, the first dealer in America
To sell from here to Jamaica
And from beginning to end, and, to beginning
I'm not losing, I'm damn sure winning
But if I was to lose, that would be a pity
I'd be the laughingstock of the Compton city
They would rank me a zero, I wouldn't be their hero
[?]
I thought I'd be the rapper and to give them the facts
I thought I'd show the people selling [?]
I though it would be a piece of cake but it was nothing like that
I guess that's what I get for selling [?]
[?] and being a rapper [?]
But if I cannot rap, the people, I'd do it with a
Bang bang, brother, I peel back
But I ain't selling rocks to a-no quack
Calling her a quack is just a figure of speech
'Cause she's a clucker, a fucker, a sucker, a peach
I thought I had it in the palm of my hand
But the police busted me and the rockman

[Chorus]
(Rockman, rockman)
Can't you understand
(Rockman, rockman)
What is your [?]

[Verse 2]
Yo, rockman, I heard what you said
You're talking too much shit about those baseheads
But you should know, when Toddy Tee is rocking the house
The police stops, just check me out
I was standing on the corner with some of my friends
A girl pulled up in a Mercedes Benz
So I rushed her, I paid it no mind
She said "Can you break it down to me in a rhyme?"
She said she want a five-o, and then a half a track
She said she didn't like it, so she tried to give it back
And now she wants a quarter, exchange it for her daughter
I said "Now if I fuck her I might have to hit the border"
The girl is only 12, I might end up in jail
Doin' 30 years because I made her pussy smell
"Listen up, girl, can you be real?
You sitting here talking to me, trying to work a deal
Here come the narcs, baby please don't squeal"
I said "I got some weed" she said "That shit is old"
I said "What do you like?" and she said "A primo"
She acted like a zoink while I tried to prove my point
But all that cluckhead wanted was a goddamn joint
It's only customary to slang in February
I say it's money it's very necessary
You search it all you want, you try your local neighborhood
You'll never find a rock, baby, that's half this good
But do you know, after all that
The bitch didn't even wannna buy a crack
That's what you get, I know you were hot
Ain't that right, Mixmaster Dance-a-Lot?

[Chorus]
(Rockman, rockman)
(Rockman, rockman)

[Verse 3]
I was the rockman that couldn't be stopped
I was making money, I was hittin' the top
Until that certain day, they pulled a raid
And check this out 'cause I wasn't not afraid
I bust the cops, and I bust 'em like this
So listen, dope dealers, huh, bust this!

Since I'm the new slanger in Tragniew Park
I had to be aware of the goddamn narcs
Then one came up and said to me
"Are you the man that they call Toddy Tee?"
I said "Yes, that is my name, how'd you know that?"
"You're the most wanted man on Darryl Gates' list
Walk over to my car and put your hands on
I wanna run a check on you and take you home"
I said "Me, Todd, go, to jail?
Be locked up, behind a cell? Hell
That's not my style, this crime I'm not related
As far as I'm concerned, I'm too sophisticated"
Didn't seem like he knew, so I started to run
That's when he let me know about his gun
He said "I got a .38, so if you run fast
I'ma point it at you and shoot you in the ass"
I said "Listen up close, I don't say this every day
Can you explain me how you busted me today?"
He said "We first sent a girl in a Cadillac
The bitch looked funny and she looked wack
You sell the girl a rock, she gives the report
We trick your ass up and take you to court
Then you come in the court and you look [?]
Of the [?]"
I said "Ooh, that's very legit"
He threw me in the car and gave me fifty cents
He said "I'll be back at 8
To bust your ass on another date"
(Did he take you to the county?)
That's what he planned
But I beat the case, of the rockman

[Chorus]
(Rockman, rockman)
I wanna be your friend
(Rockman, rockman)

[Outro]
Now I'ma tell you my plan
I rock the house without no doubt
And if you think it's right Toddy Tee turns it out!

I'm the human beatbox

[Beatboxing]

Mixmaster!
Star!

Don't be afraid, Spade too is old
But my raps, let me tell you, are solid gold