Riddle Box

[Intro: Legz Diamond]
"Ladies and gentleman
Welcome to your death!" (He's coming)
"Now let's see where you're headed
Turn the crank and experience what's in store for you
Deep within the mighty Riddle Box!" (He's coming)

[Chorus: Violent J]
Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha (He's coming)
The joke's on you (Hehe, Riddle Box)
Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha (He's coming)
The joke's on you (Hehe, Riddle Box)

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Wicked, wicked, wicked, wicked clowns
Hey! I'm Violent J
And I'm here
Well, I'm here to kick your ass
We the wicked Juggalos
We juggle those who live like hoes
And chose the express route, one way
Straight down the spiral twist to The Riddle Box

[Chorus: Violent J]
Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha (He's coming)
The joke's on you (Hehe, Riddle Box)
Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha (He's coming)
The joke's on you (Hehe, Riddle Box)
Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha (He's coming)
The joke's on you (Hehe, Riddle Box)
Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha (He's coming)
The joke's on you (Hehe, Riddle Box)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Hey, what's up mother fucker?
This is Shaggs 2 Dope!
Congratulating you for opening the box
The Riddle Box
It looks like you received your prize
The cost?
Well, the cost was your ass, bitch boy!
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, ha!

[Chorus: Violent J]
Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha (He's coming)
The joke's on you (Hehe, Riddle Box)
Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha (He's coming)
The joke's on you (Hehe, Riddle Box)

[Bridge: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Tell me sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you
Tell me sir, what can you do?
It looks like the joke's on you

[Outro: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Legz Diamond]
(Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha)
Tell me sir, what can you do?
"Come on down and turn the crank"
It looks like the joke's on you (Hehe)
"Let's see where your soul will spend the rest of eternity"
(Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha)
Tell me sir, what can you do?
"What's it gonna be, mister?"
It looks like the joke's on you (Hehe)
"Heaven or Hell?"
(Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha)
Step right up and seal your fate
"The bonus or the bone"
It looks like the joke's on you (Hehe)
"Turn the crank, and let's find out"
(Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha)
Step right up and seal your fate
"Come on down, mister"
It looks like the joke's on you (Hehe)
"You don't have anything to be scared of, do you, sir?"
(Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha)
Step right up and seal your fate
"So what's gonna pop out of the mighty Riddle Box?"
(Ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
It looks like the joke's on you (Riddle Box)
"Spin the crank and let's find out!"
(Heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha heh ha ha ha ha)
Step right up and seal your fate
"What do you say?"
(Ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
It looks like the joke's on you (Riddle Box)
"Step right up, who's first?"
Step right up and seal your fate
"Who's brave enough to step into their new eternal destiny?"
(Ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
It looks like the joke's on you (Riddle Box)
"Surely, someone must be confident"
Step right up and seal your fate
"That their life wasn't totally evil"
(Ha ha ha, ha ha ha)
It looks like the joke's on you (Riddle Box)
Step right up and seal your fate