Punch it, Punk!

[Intro]
Oh, what a tragedy
A terrible woe!
The only hope for our society
What a blow

Has fallen dead
Struggling against a terrible foe
"Okay I'm gonna call the ambulance."
"PLEASE, NO."

[Verse 1]
City wrapped around the borderline
Seems to be set on crushing every dream of mine
Well, screw that!
I won't settle for a boring life
I have no ammo, but an ambition to fight

Hey tell me, sister, why you feel no discontent
You're working 9 to 5, but that just can't be it
Expensive taste in clothing, oh I have you on lock-
How many office ladies always carry a Glock?

[Pre-Chorus]
But ah, crap! No I had it coming
I got in trouble again, but now this isn't funny
I could really use a Prince Charming now
Or anyone if they could help me somehow

[Chorus]
And a hero bursts into the scene!
The cutest, coolest boy that I have ever seen!
I guess not all is lost in this pathetic place

Oh god okay, he's not that strong
Oh no, come on, guys, not his face-

[Breakdown]
Hey, are you okay, are you dead, hey
Blink three times if you hear me, alright?
"Eh?"
Awful, awful, it may be too late
"Say you sure messed him up."
"We didn't fight!"

[Verse 2]
So you say you ran away from home
I guess it's common in this god-forsaken hole!
You know my household's also pretty shit and all
My older bro's a loser and my mom is a whore!
"Woah."

How about you live here for a bit?
"I never said that. I don't even know you, kid."
Come on, he saved my life, I could've gotten killed!
I'm gonna feed him, walk him
Let him stay, I plead!
"Ugh.."

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh boy! We're gonna do great things
(I don't know what that entails, but that's another story)
Anyways, you wanna go out with me?
"Okay."
I knew that we were destined to be!

[Chorus]
Team Buster bursts onto the scene!
The coolest rebel kids the world has ever seen
Both you and I are lost in this pathetic place
At least that way the fear doesn't hit like a mace

And now you ask me "Do you want to run away?"
My mind is racing, what am I supposed to say?
"If nothing holds you here, then you don't have to stay."
I want to say "okay." - I'm ashamed but I'm suddenly afraid

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
I may not know anything at all
And something tells me this is out of my control
I guess in retrospect I could've figured that
At least that way the shock wouldn't hit like a bat

And spastic light specs brighter than the bluest skies
Begin to dance around as panic clouds your eyes
And you can call me dumb, impulsive and unwise
But there's no way I'll stand here and watch, paralysed

Who would've thought! No, really, this is quite a scene
The cutest, coolest boy that I have ever seen
Turned out to be a monster mutant death machine
"I wouldn't call myself-"
"You will not turn him in!"

"I see you kids sure love being dramatic, huh?
I think you should calm down before you go to far."

Okay I think I need some time to take this in

"I think I just lucked out."
"Oh, you did?"
"He most definitely did."

Well then, I guess it's good
Nobody got hurt in the end!