KT’s Official Guide To Coolness is the fourth installment in the Parties Are For Losers song series. It follows the perspective of KT, the teenage mutant from the series' first song, Parties Are For Losers, through the events leading up to her capture.
Oh just another day, another routine check to do
For you it's nothing new
I see how they avert their eyes
As you wait for the cue
Hey, is that fear or hatred I feel seeping through?
I see we're ready to begin
The funny thing is that I
Can't help but feel sad for you
Let's count to 10, breathe in and breathe out
Let's go to a happy place
My heart is about to
Collapse, reduced to waste
"Hey, what's with the holdup?"
I'm pulled away
Your cold breaking point
Was reached as the shackles
Werе cracked and destroyed
Your hеart is in shambles
But that's all okay
I'm sure you will pull through
Because being used
Is really uncool!
This brave new world unfolds its bright self right before my eyes
"Hey, don't you realize
That this life is not fit for the likes of you and I"
That is a lie
Say, what's the point of breaking free to
Isolate ourselves again?
Are you afraid of pain?
It's a shame
Real shame
That you believe they're all the same
Just breath in and breath out, oh
It's gonna be a blast!
My heart is about to
Excitedly combust
Oh, I'll prove you wrong
Even if through this cheesy song
To say "What's the point of risking and trying"
Is really uncool, but I would be lying
If I told him that
The thought has never crossed my mind
So I held in my spiteful sigh
"Don't tell anyone - I'll keep my mouth shut too"
Hah, what do you mean? I've nothing to hide!
"You don't need to play dumb"
His gaze pierces through me
"I knew what you were
From the beginning"
My cold breaking point
Was reached as the shackles
Were placed on my joints
My heart is in shambles
This isn't okay
But surely you'll pull through
Because giving up
Is really uncool
But what's this you say?
The merciful lie that
I live til this day
Has crumbled to dust and
There's no other way
Cause some things are simply
Meant to be contained
And one of them is me
So are you happy to be proved right?
I only hope he won't lose sight
Of his own future clear and bright
Please take this song as my goodbye
KT’s Official Guide To Coolness was written by Ferry (Vocaloid).
KT’s Official Guide To Coolness was produced by Ferry (Vocaloid).
Ferry (Vocaloid) released KT’s Official Guide To Coolness on Fri Jun 21 2019.