[Chorus]
I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you’re from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
'Cause I’m a psych major
And I’m a mind reading machiiiiine
[Verse 1]
Some people ask me what I do
Some people ask me where I work
They ask me where I went to school
Sometimes they ask me with a smirk
And when I tell them that I went to UC Berkeley and I majored in psychology they turn into jerks
'Cause they don’t think that I can tell
Their condescending tone of voice
They think they’re doing so -- well
They think I made a bad choice
What they don’t know is that I
Analyze their actions
And I plan my interactions
For the sake of satisfaction
And boys
[Chorus]
I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you’re from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
'Cause I’m a psych major
And I’m a mind reading machiiiiine
[Verse 2]
I know I’m naturally smart
But lack the talent of Descartes
See I’m the master of the heart
I have a Bachelor of Arts
I know my models of attachment and the causes of attraction
I could even break it down to its parts
But I can see you’re not impressed
By the degree that I possess
And based on how you view success
Why you might think it’s useless
What you don’t know is that
I see your inhibitions
And your deepest superstitions
All the broken dreams you’re keeping repressed
[Chorus]
I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you’re from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
'Cause I’m a psych major
And I’m a mind reading machiiiiine
[Bridge]
From the hard science guys to the social science haters
You’re trying to hate on me 'cause I’m a social psych major
I can’t write code but I sure can write papers
And I know your weirdest fetish and your most pathetic failures
So come on baby let me analyze you
Let me find out what has traumatized you
I can read you like an open book
'Cause I’m a Berkeley psych major baby, don’t be shook
Why?
[Chorus]
I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you’re from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
'Cause I’m a psych major
And I’m a mind reading machiiiiine
[Chorus]
I know exactly what you want
I know exactly what you need
I know exactly where you’re from
I know exactly what you mean
(Why?)
'Cause I’m a psych major
And I’m a mind reading
I’m a psych major
And I’m a mind reading
I’m a psych major
And I’m a mind reading machiiiiine
Psych Major was written by LEX the Lexicon Artist.
Psych Major was produced by Mikal kHill.
LEX the Lexicon Artist released Psych Major on Wed Jun 06 2018.