President’s Day

When the snow flurries swirl
And we're all filled with cheer
It's time to celebrate
My favorite holiday of the year

You know which one I'm talkin' about… Presidents' Day!

It's Presidents' Day, it's time to reflect
On those wonderful men that we elect
Abraham Lincoln and George Washington
Thomas Jefferson and Alec Baldwin
Celebrate Oscar De La Hoya
He fought off the British so they would not annoy ya
Raise the flag, the stars and stripеs
Our 41st president, Weslеy Snipes
Charles Nelson Reilly won the war
With the help of his mighty vice president, Thor
We were in trouble at the battle of Manila
But lucky for us, we had president Godzilla

(*Godzilla Roars*)
Thanks, President Godzilla

My country tis of thee
Sweet land of Mr. T and Mrs. T
They did so much for us
Like president Spartacus
Who chopped down a forest
So we can have softer toilet paper

Okay, this is really soft
And now let's salute one of our greatest presidents
President Johnson
Oh no, no, not that one
No, no, sorry, not him
Oh, there he is

So celebrate our fearless leaders
Like Harrison Ford and his VP, Derek Jeter
And let's not forget President Pacino
Who fought at the Alamo with Robert De Niro

Celebrate, everyone dancin'
For the first woman president, Scarlett Johansson
It's Presidents' Day
Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh, oh

Oh my gosh, I just sounded exactly like President Christina Aguilera
That is so crazy