Blow My Stack

[Verse 1: Yosemite Sam (Maurice LaMarche) & Female Singers]
I had a toy train when I was young
But a wheel fell off and it wouldn't run
And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I blew my stack!
Yosemite Sam

Daddy sent me to school, but things got weird
When the kids made fun of my long red beard
And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I blew my stack!
Kablamity-blam

The Merchant Marine kept my temper at bay
Until a dolphin looked at me the wrong way
And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I blew my stack
You better watch it dolphin!

Dolphin: Aw, man

So I worked at the library, peaceful place
But people kept turning their books in late
And OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I blew my stack!
You gotta bring your books back in

[Verse 2: Yosemite Sam (Maurice LaMarche) & Female Singers]
Well, I try to stay calm, cool as ice
But somebody says something just not nice
Deep insidе I just don't feel right
I'm like a walking stick of lit dynamite

I'm about to blow, you bettеr go
You're about to guest star on The Blow My Stack Show
Anger management class says "count to 10"
But I only get to three and then
Guess what?
I blow my stack!
He didn't get to 10

Hey! Quit rubbing it in!
Sorry Sam, that's what happened
It's like you're trying to get me to blow my stack!
Maybe that's the plan
Ooohh, I'm-ah warning you!
He's gonna go kablam

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(EXPLOSION)