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Album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Original Television Soundtrack): Season 2

Ping Pong Girl by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. Vincent Rodriguez III)

Release Date
Fri Oct 28 2016
Performed by
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend CastVincent Rodriguez III
Produced by
Adam Schlesinger & Steven M. Gold
Writed by
Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger & Dan Gregor & Jack Dolgen
About

This song, appearing in Season 2, Episode 2, “When Will Josh See How Cool I Am?” is a fantasy of Rebecca’s, who hopes that Josh will be impressed by her hastily acquired ping-pong skills. The song emulates Green Day, Blink-182, and other pop punk bands.

Ping Pong Girl Lyrics

[JOSH & BAND]
Whoa
Yeah
Okaaay
Hey!

Whoa
Bros
Beer
Sports!

[JOSH]
When she walked into the ping pong hall
Casually tossing a ping pong ball
I could tell she's the most perfect girl who's ever existed

[BAND]
Dude!

[JOSH]
Oh man, look at her pong that ping
When she plays she doesn't care if anyone's watching
She does it for herself, and that puts my fears to rest

[BAND]
Bro!

[JOSH]
After each rally, she chugs beer instead of water
She's so aloof it borders on cold
And that's what makes me want her!

Ping pong girl
She's so independent
This fantasy beats out flight attendant
She's playing ping pong on her own terms
So I'm the pursuer!

[BAND]
Pursuer

[JOSH]
Ping pong girl
Her forehand is a jet stream
And her backhand's right out of a sex dream
And that's the best messy bun
I'd ever seen in the world

My p-p-ping-pong girl
Girl
Girl
Dudes sing these kinds of songs!
Whoa
Bro
Sega
Jock itch!

[JOSH]
When she serves the ball, look how she throws it
She's so hot but she doesn't know it
She probably just found that outfit laying around

[BAND]
[Like in the trash!]

[JOSH]
Look at her skill on the ping-pong...uh, court?
Nothing's hotter than a chick who's good at sports!
Whoa! She scored a thousand points!
I think I love her

[BAND]
That's a lot of points!

[JOSH]
Ping pong shows that she has control over her body
But it doesn't threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey!

Ping-pong girl
She's like Serena or Venus!
Just watching her swing affects my penis
You know us dudes
We love to talk about our penises

[BAND]
Our penises

[JOSH]
Ping pong girl
She is so indifferent
It makes me want a tangible commitment
She and I should give a 30-year mortgage a whirl!
My p-p-ping pong girl

[JOSH & BAND]
Girl
Girl
Girl
Marriage!
Girl
Girl
Let's share a Costco card!

Ping Pong Girl Q&A

Who wrote Ping Pong Girl's ?

Ping Pong Girl was written by Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger & Dan Gregor & Jack Dolgen.

Who produced Ping Pong Girl's ?

Ping Pong Girl was produced by Adam Schlesinger & Steven M. Gold.

When did Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast release Ping Pong Girl?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released Ping Pong Girl on Fri Oct 28 2016.

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