Greg's Drinking Song by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. David Hull, Erick Lopez, Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III)
Greg's Drinking Song by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. David Hull, Erick Lopez, Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III)

Greg’s Drinking Song

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast & Vincent Rodriguez III & Santino Fontana & David Hull & Erick Lopez * Track #5 On Crazy Ex-Girlfriend (Original Television Soundtrack): Season 2

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Greg's Drinking Song by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast (Ft. David Hull, Erick Lopez, Santino Fontana & Vincent Rodriguez III)

Release Date
Fri Oct 28 2016
Performed by
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend CastVincent Rodriguez III & Santino Fontana & David Hull & Erick Lopez
Produced by
Adam Schlesinger & Steven M. Gold
Writed by
Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger & Jack Dolgen
About

In this parody of Irish drinking songs, Greg (Santino Fontana) informs his friends Josh (Vincent Rodriguez III), White Josh (David Hull), and Hector (Erick Lopez) that he’s an alcoholic and is trying to get sober. The resulting number is filmed in sepia tones, with the guys all dressed like working-...

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Greg’s Drinking Song Lyrics

[GREG]
Gather ye 'round and I'll tell you a tale
Of all the great times I've had with an ale
There's joy and there's glory, more than you can think
Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink!

I pee my pants! My pants! I pee my pants
I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants!
I say it's water, but all it takes is a glance
For people to realize I peed my pants!

[WHITE JOSH, spoken]
Wow, I did not know it was that bad

[GREG]
Yes, wine can be fun — white, rosé and red
'Till I call up my boss to say I wish he was dead
Chase down the regret with some gin for good luck
Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck

Drive home then
I puke on my cat, my cat! I puke on my cat
I fall through the doorway and puke on my cat
Poor little Bruno did not expect that
I try for the toilet but puke on my cat!

While some can enjoy a Scotch with a steak
Or one glass of wine, then they're barely awake
For me it's much different what happens when
I try to have one, it just turns into ten
And then...

I fly a plane, a plane! I fly a plane
I knock on the cockpit shouting, "I'll fly this plane!"
We emergency landed, the TSA came
Now I'm banned from Southwest 'cause I try to fly planes!

Everybody!

[ALL MEN, except GREG]
He has sex with a bush, a bush! He has sex with a bush!

[GREG]
That wasn't a woman?

[ALL MEN, except GREG]
No it was a bush!
It had twigs and leaves 'cause it was a bush!

[GREG]
That's where that scar comes from!

[ALL MEN, except GREG]
From sexing a bush!

But he's breaking the cycle and making a push!
He's quitting his drinking
And saving his pants and his cat and Southwest and Jim's truck

[HECTOR]
And my car

[WHITE JOSH]
My car too!

[ALL MEN]
And a bush!

Greg’s Drinking Song Q&A

Who wrote Greg’s Drinking Song's ?

Greg’s Drinking Song was written by Rachel Bloom & Adam Schlesinger & Jack Dolgen.

Who produced Greg’s Drinking Song's ?

Greg’s Drinking Song was produced by Adam Schlesinger & Steven M. Gold.

When did Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast release Greg’s Drinking Song?

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast released Greg’s Drinking Song on Fri Oct 28 2016.

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