Phyrexian 3

[Intro]
Ughh, fuck!
Uhhh-ahhh!
Ahh, shit!
Motherfucker!
(Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?)
Fuck!
Ugh!

[Chorus]
I'm upset (Ugh)
I just spilled vodka on my favorite Magic deck (What the fuck?)
The lands alone could've paid your mothafuckin' rent (Ugh)
Four time over like a fuckin' playset (Of course)
Not to mention tomorrow, had a damn tournament (Oh well)

[Verse 1]
It's okay
I replace them shits today (I shall)
I'm not standard, EDH
Shuffle up, who tryna play?
Outfit full of Kird Apes (Mm-hm)
Work of art, Rebecca Guay
Bring down destruction on your land
Nigga, that's that Stone Rain (Boom, boom)
Uh-huh, yeah yeah, okay
Counterspell, fuck what you gotta say (Fuck you)
R.I.P to Captain Jazzo
Soul like Karn, had to liberate, uh (I write big cap, no cap, uh-huh)
Colorful Gucci stripes (So colorful)
Look like Birds of Paradise
Sol Ring, I am on fire (On fire)
Serra Angel, I am fly (Am fly)
Archetype of Imagination, get the fuck up out my sky (Please exit)
Love that green like forests, a part (Pot of green)
Of the Llanowar tribe
I'm Kefnet, love to get high
Better view from bird's eye (Uh-huh)
Hate on me, I don't know why
Healer's Hawk, bitch get a life (Get a life)

[Chorus]
I'm upset (Yuh)
I just spilled vodka (Yuh) on my favorite Magic deck
The lands alone could've paid your muhfuckin' rent
Four time over like a fuckin' playset (Four times)
Not to mention tomorrow, had a damn tournament (Of course)
I just spilled vodka on my favorite Magic deck (I just spilled, uh)
The lands alone could've paid your muhfuckin' rent
Four time over like a fuckin' playset (Let's keep it round)
Not to mention tomorrow, had a damn tournament

[Interlude]
Not a big deal, I'll just get 'em again
Maybe eight copies, maybe even ten
Uh, yuh
Yuh, yuh
Yuh, of course
Of course, of course, of course (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 2]
'Bout my trees like Nissa (Yuh)
Niggas traitors just like Glissa (Yuh)
Fuck what you doin', nigga
Calculated di-dismissal, yeah
I'm Lightning Bolt, you're Shock
Mishra all day in my workshop (Uh-huh)
Smoke heavy, rotate my crops (Uh-huh)
Niggas turnt like Mana Rocks
I'm rare, I'm feelin' golden (Yuh)
You niggas copies, call you tokens (Yeah)
He's too godly, I'm Nicol Bolas (Yuh)
Even Azorius can't control 'em (No)
Hot like Tarn, bitch I'm scaldin'
Valakut, bitch I'm molten
Get some sleeves, nigga, you foldin' (Hahahaha)
Golgari grave troll 'em

[Chorus]
I'm upset
I just spilled vodka on my favorite Magic deck
The lands alone could've paid your mothafuckin' rent
Four time over like a fuckin' playset
Not to mention tomorrow, had a damn tournament

[Outro]
Fuck!
Ahh!