Weeb

[Intro]
(Um)
(Let's try Jeff)
Jeff, where the fuck are you?

[Verse]
Weeb lil nigga, Hello Kitty on my shirt
Don't fuck with Star Trek, the gate is fly as Captain Kirk
I just activated, I have to pop a perc
Keep a jet like Silent Bob, damn I should've played in Clerks (Oh)
All these trees like I'm the damn villager (Uh-huh)
Bitch I am the one, that's my favorite eneger
Got the raw sick in my mural, but no vinegar
Killin' beats, oh my, it's quite sinister
No clean jobs, like to see the blood spurt
Bitch I am the shovel, tombstone, and the dirt (Oh no)
Kick back, had a long day at work
Specia dat paintball, open Lil Uzi Vert (Yeah)
Feelin' like a BB 'cause he keep it damn bottled
With my dogs like Chuck, bitch that's Grand Theft Auto
Got sauce on a nigga, I be drippin' like Diablo
Keep them hearts feelin' magical just like my nigga Donald (Oh no)
No head, lookin' like a muhfuckin' novel
Watch a nigga pain these pictures like a nigga named Picasso
Come and take a closer look, grab your muhfuckin' goggles (Yah, yah)
'Cause the crowd jump around like the muhfuckas muzzle (Yah, yah, yah)
Uzi, Batman, weed, few things that bring me joy
Eyes same color as Super Meat Boy (Meat Boy)
I'm just tryna ball like a fuckin' beach toy
You know splash on the scene like the coral reef, boy (Splash)
Pop out like a ninja, whoa hey, leave, boy
You know get their heads spinnin' like a fuckin' bee, boy
Jeff sailin' out, screamin', "Bitch, ahoy" (A-hoo)
Doesn't mention Zay, he was just a decoy
Honey senpai, bunny hoppin' on this bitch
Flow sediment-y, straight rockin' on this bitch
Drink too much, straight saucin' this bitch
Like Nemo, like Dory, I'm lost in this bitch (I'm lost)
Weeb-ass nigga, eatin' those up, fuckin' baki (Bak, bak)
And the shit on my TV was made by Miyazaki (Miyazaki)
Sleepin' on some gin, makin' hits like a hachi (That's what?)
Catch me cookin' up, I'm cuttin' up, this a bachi
Feel like a star, yeah, Jirachi
Bitch I'm hyped up, this is my boss theme (Alright)
Switchin' from me light, you cannot harm me (Uh-huh)
Geekin' card games, bitch I live like I'm Yami (Ahh, yeah)
How do you feel? Bitch I feel gnarly (Ah yeah)
Walkin' like a pirate, laughin' all hearty (Hahaha)
I'm stuck in the cool, all this water like Starmie
Everyone shocked at my gas, I'm Marwi
Bapes are expensive, should've been on iCarly (Expensive)
And it ain't noble, I am not Steve (Oh no)
Also confident, I ride cocky
When I say you can't touch me, like I had like threes (Can't touch me)
Yuh