Pencil Neck Geek (Extended Version)

[Verse 1]
Back when I was a kid, life was going swell
'Til something happened, blew every thing to hell
That night my daddy stumbled in, all pale and weak
Said "A woman up the block just gave birth to a geek."
Mom said, "Sell it to the circus, what the heck!"
Dad said, "Nope, this one's a pencil neck
And if there's one thing lower than a sideshow freak
It's a grit eatin', scum suckin', pencil neck geek."

[Pre-Chorus]
You see, if you take a pencil, that won't hold lead
Looks like a pipe cleaner attached to a head
Add a buggy whip body with a brain that leaks
You got yourself a grit eatin', pencil neck geek

[Chorus]
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak
Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique
He's a one man, no good, losing streak
Nothin' but a pencil neck geek

[Verse 2]
Soon, the geeks were poppin' up all over town
You couldn't hardly sneeze without knockin' one down
After a nice juicy steak, if you need a toothpick
Just reach for a geek - they'll do the trick
One day we cut one up for fish bait
Learned our lesson just a little bit late
Soon as the geek hit the drink, the water turned red
Next day, sure enough, all the fish were dead

[Chorus]
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak
Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique
He's a one man, no good, losing streak
Nothin' but a pencil neck geek

[Verse 3]
Most any night you know where I can be found
Yeah, stomping some geek's head into the ground
So keep the faith, 'cause in Blassie you can trust
I won't give up 'til the last geek bites the dust

[Chorus]
Pencil neck geek, grit eatin' freak
Scum suckin', pea head with a lousy physique
He's a one man, no good, losing streak
Nothin' but a pencil neck geek

[Outro]
They say, "these geeks come a dime a dozen."
I'm lookin' for the guy who's supplin' the dimes
It's gonna be real hard times for all of these
Grit eatin', scum suckin'
Boot lickin', drop kickin'
Gut grindin', nail bitin'
Glue sniffin', scab pickin'
Butt scratchin', egg hatchin'
Sleazy, smelly, pepper bellied
Dirty, lousy, rotten, stinkin', freaks!
Nothing but a pencil neck geek
Pencil neck geek
Pencil neck geek
Pencil neck geek...

[Studio dialogue: Blassie, geek engineer & third person]
- Okay
- Uh, not too shabby Mr. Blassie, let's uh... go for one more
- Hey, I'm Blassie!
- Right, I-I realize that. I just thought perhaps we could improve on, uh... another take, uh...
- You know something, engineer?
- Yeah?
- I've been wondering about you all afternoon
- Yeah? Um...
- Here it is, the middle of summer, and you're sittin' there with a thick collar all the way up your chin
- Yeah, I realize, but um...
- I wonder...
[knocking on the door]
- Here, let's take a good look at you
I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
[tumbling and choking sounds]
- Hey, watch it! Fred, Fred...
- Watch it, Fred, that cord is 10,000 volts!
- Let's plug you in, and see how you like it!
- Oh no...
[electrocuting sounds, accompanied by maniacal laughter]
- Look at him go, ha-ha-ha! Come on geek, boogie!
Nothing but a pencil neck geek...