Blassie, King Of Men

[Verse 1]
I wanna tell all you people just one thing:
You know there's plenty of men around, but just one king
You can go through life, acting mean and sassy
But you better play it cool, when you come around Blassie
And that goes for all you women, living or dead
You best watch your step, when you're messing with Fred
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
My name is Blassie, king of men

[Verse 2]
I don't beg for mercy, and I don't give none
If you're looking for trouble, I'll loan you some
So just step right up, if you're itching for a fight
Next thing you now - pow, out go the lights
If you're lucky, you'll walk away like some kind of man
Otherwise, they'll tote you off in a garbage can
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
My name is Blassie, king of men

[Verse 3]
I went all around the world, and my heart was stirred
When I found out, that Blassie is a household word
In the slums of Japan, I saw a little pipsqueak
Called the neighborhood bully a pencil neck geek

[Verse 4]
Every time I pull into one of those new hick towns
There's always some loudmouth geek hanging around
Some guy lippin' off about how he's the best
Says he'll take care of Blassie, just like all the rest
Hah! Yeah? Well, I'm warning all you geeks, and I ain't funnin':
When you see Blassie comin', you better start runnin'
And don't stop for nothin', and don't turn around
'Cause when I catch up, I'm gonna mow you down
I've said it before, and I'll say it again:
My name is Blassie, king of men

[Verse 5]
Yeah, you better step lively, geek, cause before I'm thru
I'm gonna be mopping up the floor with you
And when you're down there on your knees, just a-beggin' me to stop
I'll squeeze your head like a pimple, until it pops
I'll have your brains for breakfast, your guts for lunch
That pencil neck will make a nice snack, for me to munch
You should've listened, geek, 'cause this is the end
My name is Blassie, king of men!