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This festive tune written by Major Scales is about all all of the emotions (mainly of annoyance) that people try to hide on Christmas Day when you’re with your family.
[Intro: Major Scales]
Yes, it's another Christmas with the folks
Another chance for us to get together and argue
Just like Santa wants
[Verse 1: Jinkx Monsoon]
The house is dressed in jewels of green and red, oh
Sugar plums in each collective head, oh
And in the grand ol' fashioned way
With the family for the day
And all the wine-soaked gossip that is bein' said
[Verse 2: Jinkx Monsoon]
The cousins and the uncles takin' turns, oh
With family dramas, medical concerns, oh
I only know we fight it best
If we could give that top a rest
And then this holiday the peace is truly earned
[Chorus: Jinkx Monsoon]
Let's have a passive aggressive Christmas
Let's not pretend we're all that close
Dad can talk about the new car
And TV shows he loves the most
It's only 7 hours, so let the work shift now begin
We did it all last year and we'll do it all again
[Verse 3: Jinkx Monsoon]
Everybody glows a Christmas light, o-oh
Everybody's tryin' not to fight, o-oh
And now it's Macy's own parade
Another reason to behave
Another chance to say we're doing St. Nick right
[Chorus: Jinkx Monsoon]
Let's have a passive aggressive Christmas
And cut the sentimental end
No, Mom, I don't have a boyfriend
No, Grandma, I don't have a girlfriend
Let's think about the presents and of the cracking New Year in
We did it all last year and we'll do it all again
[Bridge: Jinkx Monsoon]
Oh, Grandma, Franklin, Uncle Paul
You love them all, yeah, you love them all
And you can keep that smile on through the night
Oh, but, I swear to God that it isn't fair
If the Andersons ask about my hair
For the hundredth time that day, oh, hey
[Interlude: Major Scales and Jinkx Monsoon]
Now, sweetheart, do you want to be the one to say the blessing today?
And I'll say...
[Chorus: Jinkx Monsoon]
Let's have a passive aggressive Christmas
Cause we're all in it 'till we're free
The folks all say they love the turkey
But, no one cares about the turkey
We'd rather wash the dishes
Cause of the trouble that we're in
We did it all last year and we'll do it all again
[Outro: Jinkx Monsoon]
Oh, we did it all last year and we'll do it all again
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la, la-la-la
Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, fa-la-la-la-la
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh no
Jinkx Monsoon released Passive Aggressive Christmas on Fri Nov 11 2016.